User Profile

I am me. Sometimes my entries are silly and fun and sometimes they're whiny and depressing, but they're usually amusing. I talk about everything from my kids to my bedroom antics to my opinions on religion, and sometimes my opinions on religious bedroom antics. I have a sick and twisted sense of humor, and I'm the most difficult person in the world to offend.

I'm a great mommy and I love my little monkeys dearly, but that doesn't keep me from making jokes about cooking them or getting a post-birth abortion. If we were hamsters, I'd have eaten the little one by now.

All my past entries have recently gone friends only because my 6 year old is sharper than a surgeon's scalpel. I do that from time to time for no apparent reason because I'm odd. You don't need to ask if it's ok to add me. I'm not the rules of you. But almost everyone on my friends list is someone I know from the really real world so I probably won't add you back unless I know you.

Like most parents, I do believe my demons children are the cutest. I also possess that uncontrollable desire to make people view pictures of them whenever possible.